All perfectly normal. Nothing to see here.
An update on some 'sudden and unexpected' deaths of Australian celebrities
It’s time we checked in on a selection of the latest ‘sudden and unexpected’ deaths in Australia and met some of the people behind the excess deaths statistics. Such deaths in young/youngish, healthy people were once super-rare and would have been worthy of extended media focus but not any more. Now, their tragic passing is done and dusted in barely a morning’s news cycle and then no more is heard of them, especially concerning what may have triggered their puzzling demise.
· The 42-year-old Australian actor, Melle Stewart, who won acclaim for her role in the musical, Kiss Me, Kate, and who (as required by the theatrical and travel industry at the behest of governments) got a Covid jab in May 2021 whilst living and acting in the UK also then got a ‘vanishingly rare’ stroke and now struggles to walk and talk. Her stage career is well and truly over. People in their early forties never used to suddenly have life-debilitating strokes. But that was then and this is now, for some mysterious reason. Must have something to do with interplanetary alignment or something.
· Sydney-based movie director and star of Last King of the Cross, with fifty Australian films and television programs to his credit, Simon Elrahi, aged 54, died in November “after a short illness”. So, the jab-mandating entertainment industry (and ‘no-jab-no-job’ mandates that were flavour of the month for numerous Australian state premiers) claims another one. Mr Elrahi had earned a science degree at the University of Sydney majoring in anatomy, physiology and human movement – not that any real science was ever going to save him from the Political Science of the Covid vaccines.
· Sixty-six year-old Jimmy Barnes, the rock singer originally from Adelaide and former frontman for Cold Chisel, has been forced to cancel his latest concerts in order to undergo urgent open-heart surgery after a bacterial infection spread to his heart (a healthy immune system that has not been compromised by the Covid vaccine would once have been able to fend off many bacterial infections before they could get at the heart and other vital organs). Barnes had earlier encountered a series of health problems in the last couple of years (the vaxxing years) forcing him to cancel tours. In September 2021, Barnes had joined other Australian music celebs (including Tim Minchin and Marcia Hines) in VAXTHENATION, a campaign to encourage Australians to get the Covid jab. These two things (getting one or more Covid jabs and then one or more unexpected ‘health challenges’) have nothing to do each other, of course, and you are a Bad Person for even suggesting such a thing.
· In October 2021, the 27-year-old Melbourne man and daily jogger, Joshua Powell, aged 27, ‘died suddenly’ at an exercise retreat & fitness camp on the Sunshine Coast. He collapsed from cardiac arrest whilst training. Ho hum. That Melbourne had some of the most stringent vaccine mandates in the world is neither here nor there.
· Bill Granger, the London-based Melbourne chef, global restaurateur and food writer famed for popularising avocado toast, found himself cooked at age 54, dying in hospital on Christmas Day last year (a not so Merry Xmas for Bill). Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson were amongst his admirers. Everyone was ‘shocked’ and ‘surprised’ by his death about which no cause of death has been uttered, of course. Must be a state secret. Which, given the state’s diligence in hushing up Covid vaxx injuries, it certainly is.
· Hopping across the ditch for a minute, one of New Zealand’s top female rugby union players, Melita Williams, has mysteriously died, in ‘unspecified circumstances’, at the advanced age of 29. New Zealand was even more zealous for vaccinating its athletes, than was Australia, if that is possible.
· And finally, a special report on veteran tennis correspondent, Mike Dickson, (‘Mr. Wimbledon’) aged 59, who was covering the recently-concluded Australian Open in Melbourne, the first of the four Grand Slams for 2024, and who unexpectedly “collapsed and died” whilst on the job at Rod Laver Arena in what sounds very much like a sudden heart attack. London to a brick he was fully jabbed because he had seemed to find his journalistic calling in demanding that the unjabbed Serbian champion (24 Grand Slams, including ten Australian Opens), Novak Djokovic, renounce his Covid heresy and comply with the jab orders. Dickson said that Djokovic’s “inner martyr” sees him spurn “the minute risks of a simple vaccination” that has “saved countless lives”. Djokovic’s brave stance on defending medical choice and protecting his body from a toxic jab had gotten him banged up in a crummy immigration detention hotel and deported by Australia’s medical tyrants in 2022. Djokovic still has hecklers at tournaments, especially the Australian Open, who chant the witless “get vaccinated, mate” at him from the stands to put him off his game. As gracious as ever, Djokovic sent condolences to Dickson’s family but I think the rest of us can be excused for at least noting the supreme irony here.
Addendum
To assist with how to parse media reports of the pandemic of mystery deaths of prominent people these last three years, please apply the following decoder:
“Died suddenly”, “died unexpectedly”, “no cause of death has been given”, “natural causes”, “after a brief illness” - all are euphemisms for “killed by the Covid vaccine”.
Then all will become clear.
Phil, you're not up to date. I saw an ad from the Australian government on SBS some time ago that said that heart attacks can happen at any age, even young kids, and the ad listed the some of the warning signs. I mean gee, I grew up thinking that heart attacks only happened to older people. How wrong I was. I am so glad that the government has enlightened me and that kids having heart attacks should be considered 'normal'.
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in your comment? It's a pity the Australian government is unfamiliar with the concept!